Tuesday 7 December 2010

Techno Coffee Cake - Eggless!

This is Techno Cooking. Where a laptop is an essential part of the kitchen appliances. My roommate and I decided to extend our cooking skills beyond the adhoc breakfast mess, which in spite of being delicious, is not a legitimate recipe. Or so some food snobs insist. We were perusing through several recipes online when we came across this one. This cake is Heroin in the world of coffee addicts.

To explain the incredible taste of this particular Coffee Cake you need to know that Raashi is a model. Which means her per day calorie intake would put an Ethiopian refugee to shame. Which is a waste as she is a great cook. Her rampaging sweet tooth is deprived of every micro particle of sugar, chocolate, cream, butter and all things essential to make this cake. I on the other hand belong to a highly selective and widely criticized cult called 'people who do not like sweets.' I by my own free will under no threat and pressure OR misguided enthusiasm for dieting keep away from sugar, chocolate, cream, butter and all things essential to make this cake. This cake hence symbolizes the meeting of two very different worlds who sighed over it's gooey coffee goodness. My point is, Make This Cake.

One cup flour (Maida) mixed with one cup sugar. We used powder sugar and strained it to make it fine, as granular sugar takes longer to melt. It's a pain of a process though.

Create a concentrated coffee liquid by adding 2 tablespoons of instant coffee crystals to hot water.

Here is the reason the laptop was invaluable. The recipe called for 1 egg, we were making an eggless cake. Eggless cakes as a norm turn out substandard because of unsuitable substitutes like applesauce, milkmaid, banana and a mixture of complicated recipes. The formula below is the simplest and most effective egg substitute:

2 tbsp of water + 1 tbsp of cooking oil + 2 tbsp of baking powder = 1 egg. Mix this in a separate bowl and keep aside.

Melt an obscene amount of butter over low heat . The original recipe said 2 sticks. We cut an approximation of that which was a bit too much as you can see.

Pour the concentrated coffee liquid into the melted butter.

Swirl it around a couple of times, it looks beautiful.

Let it boil for about 10 seconds, turn off the heat and set is aside for a minute.

Now make half a cup of buttermilk. Curd + water and add a dash of limejuice

Pour it into the egg substitute mix.

Add 2 teaspoons of vanilla essence and 1 teaspoon baking soda. Beat with a fork and set aside.

Now pour the butter/coffee mixture into the first bowl of flour sugar mixture . Keep folding the mixture for several minutes till it cools and thickens. It takes a little while for the batter to thicken. If like me this is the first time you've made cake, do not panic and dump more flour into your. batter. Raashi held me back by brandishing the fork.

As it begins to cool and thicken, pour the egg mix into it and fold. ( This time Im not copying TLC, the recipe said fold)

Have patience, keep folding the batter gently, do not whip it in frenzy when you get impatient. Again, Raashi had to keep me at forks length. She sent me away to pre heat the oven to about 180 degrees cel.

When it FINALLY begins to look like legitimate coffee batter, grease a baking dish with enough butter. Then dust it with flour. Grease it well, because the coffee batter is one helluva sticky mix and you do not want your cake glued to the dish.

For some inexplicable reason all we had was one heart shaped baking dish. Heart shaped coffee cake it was!

Pour it out evenly and bake in the oven for about 20 minutes. You need to keep checking once a strong coffee cake aroma starts emenating from the oven. Raashi the Wise said if you poke a toothpick into the cake and it comes out crumb free, it's done.

And it was! It was moist, gooey and filled the kitchen with rich coffee aroma. At this point you can just eat it like this and do away with the frosting.

It tastes that complete. Strong, bittersweet and wonderfully soft. You can soak the cake in rum if you want, this cake is like sponge! We were too lazy to step out and buy some.

But the recipe showed a wonderful frosting and against our better judgement we went and made one sinfully, decadent frosting with our own additions. The next part is something the cake can totally do without if you like how it tastes plain. Crush 2 chocolate biscuits. We used Pure Magic Vanilla. (optional)

Mix 1 and 1/2 sticks of butter with half cup sugar. As usual we used too much butter again which does not matter in a cake but ruins icing.

Add a tbsp of instant coffee crystals and 2 tbsp of heavy cream.

Dump in the broken biscuits. ( optional)

Whip the whole thing. We did not have a whipper? blender? whatever appliance it is that you need to whip stuff, so we used a fork. But it is hard work and doesn't result in the same fluffy consistency that a whipper?blender ?whatever it is you need to whip stuff does. It is good enough though.

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Spread the icing over the cake gently. The recipe called for freezing the cake and it does look better frozen, But it tastes way better when it is warm and gooey.

Frankly our icing overpowered the cake a little. The cake is not meant to be THAT buttery and sugary, esp for 2 girls who a) cant eat b) don't like - butter and sugar.

If you are the type who likes a sugar kick though, go for it, else let the plain, strong coffee cake be.

7 comments:

Sistema Respiratório said...

Deve ser uma delícia esse bolo.
Café é tudo de bem!
:)

Nomad said...

Comme verdadeiro!, foi ;)

Sistema Respiratório said...

amo café (I love coffee or just coffee and milk)...

Vishal Pipraiya said...

hey, came across your blog through your profile on my facebook trip page. the depth in your photographs is incredible and the whole coffee cake making process is the surest way into a foodie's heart. mucho gusto :)

Nomad said...

Haha.. thanks.

Nomad said...

@ Vishal- You are the same guy who did the Authoratative photography streetfood guide of Delhi? Incidentally my boss just told me start working on your guide today, we want to do something like that for our company website. www.highontravel.com !

Vishal Pipraiya said...

it's a small world :). i am a big big fan of your photography now. do you have a flickr or picasa page of your work?