Saturday, 16 June, 2007

HIT 1

II HATE my journalism professor. He is a biased , prejudiced, venomous, frustrated ,old, old man. who doesn't like anyone's point of view other than his own narrow minded one.He refuses to listen to facts, he refuses to listen to analysis , his idea of a good journalist is one who is good at poetry n philosophical, spiritual, non sensical, abstract SHIT. does that sound like a good teacher to you? He is always confused , as to what his assignments are, as to what guidelines, timings,, method of evaluation ...Everything. He makes personal remarks all the time, asks students about personal opinions about his other students, uses his advantages of being an OLD fartbag of a teacher to continuously make snide comments with a maddening know it all look on his poisonous toad of a face . He is the King of favoritism and is amazingly open about it. He is basically a failed journalist, who worked for some obscure paper, in some obscure post, and thinks no end of him self. His chest is always so far pushed out with pompous pride , that one day, i feel he will loose his balance and fall backward.He is a mass of contradictions, He keeps praising his daughter to high heavens, hoping we will be inspired , at the same time it would be difficult to find a bigger male chauvinistic pig than him.He says he likes formal presentations, then complains its too boring, he says he like spontaneity, and then complains its too unstructured! In an effort to improve himself, at this late stage , he keeps reading self help books, sometimes i wonder why, because he always seems to know better than the authors. He ALWAYS goes of on looong walks down memory lane. Apparently all his memories have him as some amazing intelligent journalist, who baffles people with his sharp thinking! He might be Deep Throat himself, and he tries to say this with a modest air, but his lips, curled in a yellowing grin as he waddles down the aisle with a smug expression always betray the fact! He tries to brush away his ridiculous comments with a false laugh, which makes him sound wondrously like a beached whale. I could go on for ever, about this pathetic excuse of human kind, who picks on his female students to let out his frustration about his loserly life....... but i shall now end . phew!

6 comments:

Sria said...

got confused tryin to figure out how to comment....atlast am here( just thot i shud let u knw the pains i went thru to comment).....i loved what you write ( as usual).....seems to be typical shayoni style ( cynicism at its best).....lol

Vague Entity said...

yiippeee...... thanks sria, for , among many other things, being the first one to post a comment!!!

Tanya said...

I HATE YOUR JOURNALISM PROFESSOR TOO! May a thousand camels spit on his ancestors' graves. That was a particularly nice rant, by the way. I enjoyed it. My favourite part was the beached whale. Totally unique. Have I told you lately how awesome you are? Well you're 31 flavours of fantastic. Also, sorry if you wrote me any emails. The internet flipped the hell out some time back, and it just returned. I shall now go to blogspot! And trust me, i feel you on this.

TS said...

Wow, that's a lot of anger for a teen. Is he really that nasty?

Vague Entity said...

Yeah he is... but now we have another prof, who unbelievably is even worse.. wait for HIT 2...

Desconocido said...

Ahem ahem, the way you have written this post makes me look like you are the villain. You are rather unfair to him and your one-sided rant makes you look like the bitter loser. Take it easy, dear and don't be so judgmental. But then, I don't know your professor...but then again I don't know you!